Decieving Sea, Raging Typhoon

The name is Archie. Try not to believe any of the lies Maxie and his Magtards try to feed you. Need a job? Like Television? Or water? I'm the man to talk to

My Pokemon battle & otherwise  Captain of the ship  Headcannon  
Aqua applications?
Don't just stand there like a fucking rock. Give me shit!

galactarded replied to your post: I’d like to let you guys I was out training….

Training what? Your beer-belly?

…….keep up the little snide remarks and I’ll drown you, space crotch

((OOC))

((Has anything major happened in PT while I’ve been gone that I should know?? TO avoid even more awkward roleplay moments))

thisrosameihavethorns replied to your post: I’d like to let you guys I was out training….

You said butt, teeheehoo~

Are you serious?? You pokedex holders are always so easily amused.

I’d like to let you guys I was out training….

……butt I’ve been drinking so much I can’t find my pokemon AHAHAHAHAHA

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shuu-drew started following you

mr-lancelot started following you

I have a feeling you guys aren’t sympathizers to the cause, are you?

askarchieandmaxie:

motherfuckinrainbows:

slender!maxie stalking may

this is because of rp with archie, a conversation with blue, and a lot because of this

the png and two different gifs. (the second gif only works in the larger view)

[omg this is so great lmao]

(Source: sassybatterie)

galactarded liked your photo

Oh lookie here, somebody obviously liked what they saw

aquaarchie Started following you

that-wild-girl:

“A-Archie ? Wat ya want this time ?!”

Nothing yet, but I suggest staying out of my way. Things won’t end in your favor this time around

teammagmazafirah:

aquaarchie:

teammagmazafirah:

aquaarchie:

teammagmazafirah:

violence is never the answer

more like

violence is always the answer to dumb hoes like me who never shut their mouths

Well if you say so…

i am so done.

i am so fucking done.

i am gone.

Do you need help packing your bags?

i’m also getting real tired of your sass, wailord.

ooooohhhhh really scary Zafirah. Your as about as threatening as a bidoof, and almost as easy to get rid of.

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